Undeniable Proof God Cannot Exist

Although this website is devoted to humor and satire, this is neither.

God claims to be omnipotent, and any discrepancy in that would prove that he was not who he says he is. But, undeniably, God cannot be omnipotent. Why? Because, in order to be omnipotent, God must be able to do absolutely anything; but, that is logically impossible.

This brings me to The Paradox of the Stone, which goes like this:

If God is omnipotent, he should be able to do anything. So, could he make a stone too heavy for himself to lift?

If you answer yes, then God is not omnipotent; because, if he were omnipotent, he would be able to lift any stone, no matter how large or heavy.

If you answer no, then God is not omnipotent; because, if he were omnipotent, he would be able to do anything, even make a stone too large for himself to lift.

The logical in this is undeniable: either God can, or he cannot do anything, and this proves he cannot. If he were omnipotent as the Bible says, he would be able to do anything, including making a stone to large for himself to lift. But, it is completely impossible to be omnipotent and still make a stone too large to lift. Therefore God is not omnipotent, therefore the Bible is wrong, therefore there is no reason to believe God exists at all. The same goes for any other religion.

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