How To Make A Man Love You
The intention of this article is to provide simple guidelines women should follow when trying to snag a man of their choice. It should be taken as one of those “information for women, by men” sort of things. Okay, now that that’s out of the way, on to the point. Men are very easy to please, we don’t actually want a whole lot out of a woman; but, there are a few simple rules we have. These are those rules.
While I’m sure to be berated with insults for making that remark, it must be said. For a romantic to relationship to succeed (or really even start), both parties must be attracted to each other. While we don’t necessarily need a supermodel, we do need somebody who doesn’t make us cringe when they take their clothes off. The good news is this is relative.
For instance, I, being the amazingly attractive man I am, am able to date even the most beautiful of women; which is why my girlfriend is so very, very hot. But, my neighbor Joe, who is approaching 40 years old, is bald, has a gut of massive proportions, and constantly smells like tuna, is limited to women of a more homely appearance. So, if you’re a woman who isn’t the best looking out there, take heart, because there is someone for you!
There is a stereotype about men that needs to stop, and that’s that we don’t like talking. That simply isn’t true. The stereotype arises from the fact that men do not like to talk about the same things as women. We do not care what your friend Joyce and her husband did on their vacation. We do not care what your calorie intake for the day was. And, we certainly do not care that Brad and Angelina are back together.
The trick to a conversation with a man is to talk about things we actually care about. Now what, specifically, we like to talk about will vary from man to man. I enjoy talking about politics, technology, and which Care Bear was the gayest; Joe likes talking about the Mets game, which pizza topping is the best, and why Coronas are for pansies. So, you must suit your conversation to fit the man you are trying to seduce.
While this may not seem the case, when you see your boss buying his secretary a diamond necklace, you have to trust me, it is. The average man does not have the income required to constantly lavish gifts upon you. Nor does he have the inclination to take you to a romantic, candle-lit dinner every weekend. It is important to keep in mind that men do not understand the need for this kind of frivolous activity.
This does not mean you will never get a gift, or a nice night out on the town. It simply means that it will not be an everyday occurrence. You should expect gifts, and nice dinners: on your birthday, your anniversary, and the appropriate holidays. Contrary to popular belief, men can remember these dates. We’re not all lumbering idiots.
That’s right, we need to drive. Driving falls under the category of activities that men must do, along with home repair, lawn mowing, pest killing, and electronics setup. It makes us feel like less of a man when these things are taken away from us.
With the ever more gender-equal environment we live in today, men are becoming less and less “necessary.” Because of this, we feel the need to make our usefulness known. Need a jar opened? We’re on it. Oil need to be changed? We’re there. Extra room need to be added to the house? You can count on us. Birthday cake need to be baked? Than you better call the bakery.
In an adult relationship, after the appropriate amount of time, sex is no longer optional. Enough of the “I have a headache,” and the “I’m too tired.” When was the last time you heard a man utter those words? In fact, when was the last time you heard a man deny sex for any reason? It’s just not fair to us.
There seems to be a pattern in relationships, and it goes something like this: you go on a couple dates. You kiss. You go on a couple more dates, you have sex. You date for a few more months, with sex being a regular activity. Then, somehow, it suddenly becomes acceptable for a woman to consistently deny sex. You go from a nice, regular sex life, to a sporadic, plea-filled sex life. This should never happen. If the sex has gotten boring, find ways to spice it up, and I promise your man won’t mind. Sure, we understand you’re not always in the mood, but regular denial is not okay.
There you have. Follow those guides, and you should be able to get any man you like. Of course, that’s assuming you’re either very attractive, or the men you like aren’t.
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