By Mexico Pete
Admit it people, you do not know jack shit! What have you ever done with your life? So you invented the glass double sided dildo, big f’n deal! Have you ever been around the world a thousand times over? Like Marco Polo, infinite knowledge can be attained by worldly travels. This point is not debatable.
However, there is one point that is. Psychology is a total sham. Pussy ass rich kids who went to “college” (rich people sock hop) and decided they were “good listeners” earn a piece of paper that says they can make up any bullshit they want and it is ok. Damn, if only they had done more drugs in “college” (rich teenager/young adult boarding school) they might realize how full of shit they are.
So in this fast paced world where information travels at the speed of time, we have collectively decided that we need to put a label on everything. We even have to put labels on are labels to keep things straight. What the hell happened to the days where everyone decided you were fucking crazy for drinking bull semen? Nowadays they just throw a label on you and prescribe you some “happy pills” (expired Viagra).
I mean, how the fuck did this world function for so long without asshats in tweed jackets asking you about your childhood and determining from a 15 minute conversation that you had a “disorder” (made up Latin gibberish) that excused you from being a dick to everyone you know. Well guess what people; you don’t have to put up with this shit.
Nope, basically you are either: Batshit crazy (Protesting soldiers funerals), Sick fuck crazy (Molesting Children, watching anime, etc.) or fucking stupid (Anyone who watches CNN or Fox News). If you do not fall into these categories then good for you. You may just be a douche. Stop drinking Budweiser all the time and read a book for God’s sakes.
To further illustrate my point, here are three “disorders”. One of them is totally made up and the other two are real. Bi-polar, Autera Ladinis and Rhubarb. Did you figure which one is made up? Wrong dumbfuck, they are all made up words. See how gullible people are, they will believe anything that someone who is “smarter” than them tells them. What a sad indictment of our society.
I decided that I would take my fight straight to the source, so I went to see a “Shrink” (Mangy Beard). After telling him about my wonderful childhood and the subsequent run ins with the law, he nodded and said that I was “bi-polar” (wtf). Some shit about mood swings and other faggot crap. I told him that I was not gay and showed him the pictures of my wife Sandy with our two kids Robocop2 and Dr. Giggles. (We named them after great movies) Then I proceeded to let him know where my Nike was about to go before I realized that maybe I was being a douche, so I apologized and put him in a head lock.
I do think it is important for us all to remember that just because a jerk off in a smock says it is so, it doesn’t necessarily make it so! (360’s never die, fuck you GameStop!) Some people are just born fucked in the head. No matter how much we drug them and put them in strange rooms, it doesn’t change the fact that they are fucked in the head. Would it not be more logical to just throw them off a cliff like they did in 300? (Pseudo Gay Porn) Go ahead, scoff if you will. But maybe, just maybe, you see now that no matter how much guilt you have for neglecting your children (Thanks mom) that some people are just better off dead.
Thank God for Tom Cruise, if not for him who knows how much longer this sick charade would go on. At the end of the day, no matter how much you want to put a label on a pile of shit, it does not change the inherent fact that it is still a pile of shit. (Macs) Of course I could be wrong but I doubt it.
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