After reading a great deal of literature on personal development and success, I have come to the conclusion that virtually every single publication is sorely mistaken on one point. They all, without exception, claim making money from a website is “hard work.” This is most definitely not true.
For example: this article alone, which only took me about 5 minutes to write, should bring in roughly $2,000 - in the first day. Yes, that’s right, I make thousands of dollars a day, doing little to no work, and now you can too!
Every author who tells you making money takes hard work is doing one thing: selling. His goal is to convince you money making is hard, that way you will buy his book on how to do it. If everyone realized how easy it was to make literally millions of dollars a year, then he would be out of business.
The key to financial domination is, against all common wisdom, doing absolutely nothing. This website makes about $40,000 a day from all the various articles, and I don’t do much of anything. One of my favorite hobbies is to sit in this chair, and refresh my checking account webpage over and over again, just to watch the numbers grow.
To be completely honest, the only reason I’m even writing this article is because I’m so damn bored. I have so much money, that there isn’t anything I can do that I haven’t already done. I own a mansion, a submarine, a small country in South Asia, and even a third of the potential alien slave population of Mars. So, as you can see, my vast riches have been the cause of a significant of disappoint in my life.
However, if you’ve read all of that, and still think you want to make the kind of money Arabian princes don’t even see, then read on. Despite popular belief, you do not need to follow these steps exactly. You don’t have to devote a lot of time to them. And, you definitely don’t have to work hard.
The first step is to make a website. You don’t even need a nice looking web site, and you don’t need to spend any money. There are many wonderful services out there that will fulfill all of your web site needs, for no money at all.
A few good website hosting and building companies are: Blogger, Blog, Blogspot, Geocities, Freewebs, and many, many more. These companies want nothing more than to see you succeed. Their only goal is to make sure you are happy, content, and successful – no matter how much it hurts their own business.
Therefore, they will do everything they can to help you along your way. They will provide 100% free hosting, free templates for building your website (readers love templates!), a completely ad free environment, free domain names (all you have to do is add .blogspot at the end!), complimentary search engine submission and optimization, and a whole mess of back-end features.
After you have chosen a hosting company and a template, you’ll need to put together your website. For the optimal earning potential I recommend linking to at least 30 other websites (or blogs). This makes Google think you’re an important website, and they will therefore pay you more for sponsorship; but that is something we’ll be getting to a little later in the article.
Once you have your website up and running, it’s very important that you update it regularly. How often you post something isn’t very important, as long as it’s regular. For posting frequency I recommend following one of these two schemes: post one long (800 word) article once a month, or post many short (20 word) “blurbs” every day. Both plans have proven highly successful across the internet.
When coming up with a topic to post about, it’s usually best to stick to one of these four topics: celebrities, your personal life, things you hate, and personal development. Branching away from these topics into more unique ones is always a bad idea. Internet users everywhere have shown what they like, and it’s those four topics and nothing else.
So, in “hip lingo” (called 1337 by the most revered of H4CK0RZ) this message “the dog ran fast” becomes “7h3 d09 r4n f457” Make sure to never, under any circumstances, use punctuation. All punctuation does is slow down the reader. Your goal whenever writing a post is to make sure the reader gets through it as quickly as possible – if you keep people on your website too long, it will cause a “traffic jam.”
Now that we’ve got the basic rules of posting down, let’s move on to how to actually make money from your website. There are only two ways to do this. The first is to get sponsors, kind of like NASCAR. The second way is to charge a fee for admission into your website.
The first is the most commonly used approach, but it is often unsuccessful. The reason is that companies will only pay good money to sponsor very successful websites. For example: this website gets very high paying sponsors (those banners at the top left and right are sponsor badges), while lesser-known websites such as nytimes.com have a very hard time getting sponsors at all – much less high-paying ones.
The second approach is very successful whether you’re big like me, or small like the New York Times. Basically this technique involves a payment plan, through which the reader can choose to purchase a viewing of your website, much like a newspaper. Say you’re a small website and only average 4,000 hits per day; your best bet to make money is to charge a $5 admission fee.
Charging an admission fee will lower your traffic by about 50%, but the monetary rewards are well worth it. You may go from 4,000 hits a day to 2,000, but $5 for each and every one of those 2,000 hits will still make you $10,000 a day. And, $10,000 a day is not too bad for a new website.
Now all you have to do is sit back, relax, and wait for the money to come pouring in. You’ll soon be on your way to owning a yacht, an Italian sports car, and small child from any third world country of your choice.
That is, of course, unless you realized this whole article was utter nonsense. In which case you might guess this website does not make $40,000 a day, but closer to $0.50. So please:
Or at least join the forum.