Do you enjoy writing? Are you funny? Does money hold no power over you? Then I want you to write for this website! I'm looking for a few talented writers to help me write comedy articles for this website. Ideally, I'd like to have a new article up each and every day. I used to write an article every day by myself, but unfortunately, due to the rigors of working fulltime and going to college fulltime, I rarely have the time to write an article.
So, that's where you come in. I'm looking for writers who can make people laugh with nothing more than words. You can write about any subject at all, so long as you make it funny. You must be capable of writing with correct grammar and spelling. I will be editing everything, so you don't have to treat your articles like research papers; but, if your normal style of writing is "AOL speak" or "1337 speak," then don't even bother contacting me, because I hate you.
If you choose to become a writer for Zero G Space Cow, you'd be writing for a fairly popular website. On a good day this website can get anywhere from 10,000 pageviews all the way up to 25,000 pageviews - and we've only been online for 3 months! Your articles will be reaching a vast sea of readers who will want nothing less than the priveledge to kiss your feet after they read your holy words.
If all this has sounded great to you so far, prepare to be dissapointed. Unfortunately I will not be able to pay you - anything. This website has ads, but doesn't make a great deal of money. It basically makes enough money to pay for itself, and nothing else. However, it has only been up for three months, and I have high hopes that it will become successful after we get some good writers on the team to churn out consistent content. If this website does become a money-making power house like Cracked, I will start paying all the writers as well as I possibly can.
Are you still with me? If after that, you're still interested, than please contact me by email at cameron@zerogspacecow.com , by personal message on the forum, or by posting a sample article in the writing section of the forum.
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